50 Camping Jokes to Tell Around the Campfire

There’s nothing quite like gathering around a crackling campfire, the stars twinkling overhead, and the smell of s’mores in the air. But wait, what’s that sound? Is it the call of a distant owl? The rustle of leaves in the breeze? Nope, it’s the sound of laughter echoing through the trees!

Welcome, fellow campers and outdoor enthusiasts, to our collection of 50 side-splitting, groan-inducing, and utterly campy camping jokes! Whether you’re a seasoned backpacker, a weekend warrior, or someone who thinks “roughing it” means no Wi-Fi at the hotel, these jokes are guaranteed to add an extra spark to your campfire conversations.

1. Why don’t mummies go camping? They’re afraid to relax and unwind!
2. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
3. How do trees access the internet? They log in!
4. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish!
5. What did the tree wear to the pool party? Swimming trunks!
6. Why don’t ants get sick? Because they have tiny ant-ibodies!
7. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
8. How do you communicate with a fish? You drop it a line!
9. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up!
10. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
11. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
12. How do you make a fire with two sticks? Make sure one of them is a match!
13. What do you call a bear with no ears? B!
14. Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snow caps!
15. What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador!
16. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly!
17. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
18. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
19. Why don’t eggs tell each other secrets? Because they might crack up!
20. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
21. Why did the gym close down? It just didn’t work out!
22. What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line!
23. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
24. What kind of music do planets listen to? Neptunes!
25. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field!
26. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick!
27. Why did the cookie go to the nurse? Because it was feeling crumbly!
28. What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino-snore!
29. Why don’t scientists trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something!
30. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
31. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
32. What do you call a fairy that hasn’t taken a bath? Stinker Bell!
33. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up!
34. What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener!
35. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
36. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop!
37. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
38. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
39. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish!
40. What do you call a bear with no ears? B!
41. Why don’t ants get sick? Because they have tiny ant-ibodies!
42. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
43. How do trees access the internet? They log in!
44. What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador!
45. Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snow caps!
46. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
47. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field!
48. What kind of music do planets listen to? Neptunes!
49. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
50. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick!

Remember, the key to telling a good joke is all in the delivery. Practice your timing, and don’t be afraid to ham it up a little. After all, you’re camping – embracing a bit of cheese is part of the experience!